Beam Me Up

Whether you're chillin’ on the porch or getting beamed up by our interstellar overlords, this shirt’s got you covered. Literally. Inspired by late-night sightings and vintage sci-fi vibes, this tee channels all the retro alien energy with a wink to barnyard chaos and cosmic curiosity.
🌠 100% organic cotton means it’s soft enough for Earth and ethical enough for the stars.
🛸 Regular fit, so whether you're floating weightless or just kicking back at the ranch, it stays comfy.
🐄 Pro tip: Wear this to signal the mothership you're ready.
Details:
100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
Regular fit
Set-in sleeves
1 × 1 rib at collar
Double-needle topstitch on sleeves & bottom hem
Certified GOTS & OCS
Blank sourced from Bangladesh, printed when ordered (no overproduction!)
🌎 Built for eco-conscious believers.
👽 Made for the ones who always look up.
🛸 Beam me up

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!